we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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