Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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