they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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