maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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