I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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