what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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