You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize