He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
