We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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