Me too!
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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