I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I am available for nakedness
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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