What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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