Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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