I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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