Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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