Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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