I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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