Kiss
Puke
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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