Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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