I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He has the fingertips of a God
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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