Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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