they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
