this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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