Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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