Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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