In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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