Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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