Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
When are your genitals available?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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