I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We had sex on a dog bed..
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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