Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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