so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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