Say something about gay babies.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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