love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
