i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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