Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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