why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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