I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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