windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
false alarm. still invincible.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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