I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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