I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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