question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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