ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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