these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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