im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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