My Higher Power is John Stamos
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It was confusing and full of hummus
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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