HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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