I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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