im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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