The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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