i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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