Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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