Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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