So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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