I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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