And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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