when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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