Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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