The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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