'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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