i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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