So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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